2:07 p.m., 30.09.04
Insert coin, do NOT pull lever.

I'm feeling productive, so two entries today.

I went to a party a while back at a mate's place where I hardly knew anyone. So I got on the slops a bit to lubricate the social axles a bit.

I was going "wooooah!" with a bunch of blokes while we watched a petrolhead video that was on the telly, when I noticed another bloke squatting down to talk to a chick that was sitting on a couch. His low-slung jeans combined with his posture to create an enormous plumber's crack.

So, as is my usual habit, I grabbed a few coins out of my pocket and fed them into the proffered coin slot, briefly pausing to wonder whether the crack was large enough to swipe a credit card down instead.

The guy turned around and gave me a funny sort of look, before getting back to laying down the gary groundwork on the girl he was talking to, and I got back to watching the motorbike guys do wheelies on the TV.

It was only about 20 minutes later that the guy comes running up to me and says "Jesus mate, I just found the coins! Thank fuck for that, I thought you were just sticking your thumb down me arse crack for some reason."

Yeah, you *would* wonder why somebody was doing that. Anyway, he turned out to be a nice guy. You meet people in the strangest ways...

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