Dutchwink's Blurt Bag: Gig 2nite!

10:31 a.m., 21.05.04
Gig 2nite!

Any of you clowns that wanna see the Dutchieman play drums can drop down to the Barleycorn hotel in Johnston St Collingwood tonight (Friday) at about 7pm.

It'll be with the girl band I've been working with. The songs are pretty good, the performance... needs a lot more work. But I get a drum solo, which is nice.

Hope to see yez there!

In other news, I'd like to present for you a couple of weird googles I've had lately:

Depressing films my spoon - twice. TWICE. What the fuck?

Belching fetish - uh, fair enough.

Gretel Killeen porn - I think I shall vomit now.

Smurf killer (three times!)- won't RID do the job?

Naked at work (twice)- guilty as charged.

Secretary boobs - They've all got 'em, and we love 'em.

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