2:49 p.m., 30.05.04
Rack Attack

Conversation I had in a pub last night, upon seeing a girl with nice boobs:

Dutchy (to Peta, whom I'd just met): Your friend over there in blue has a magnificently presented rack.

Peta: Wait a minute then. Susan, come over here. Dutchy says you have a magnificently presented rack.

Susan: A what?

Peta: Rack. Your rack. (points)

Susan: Oh. But... But I don't even have a rack. I mean, they're small.

Dutchy: No no my friend, you can hold your head up high in that department.

Susan (slightly gushy): Well, thank you very much for the compliment.

I mention this conversation simply to point out what a lucky society I live in; where a man can tell a girl she has a nice rack, and not only does he not get slapped, she walks away feeling the better for having heard it.

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