4:28 a.m., 15.01.04
Stacks of Stacks

Fucken arrrrrrr..... Jeeeee-yaysus.

I think that's roughly the noise I made when Nous woke me up 20 minutes ago.

Have I mentioned before that there's a fair few accidents outside my house?

By that I mean, peak hour dings and blokes coming off their bikes on wet roads.

Well, there's a corker of a stack out there right now. At farteen in the morning or whatever it is.

Some drongo managed to flip his car and land it right out on the front median strip. Dunno how, but it came to a rest right outside our front door.

From the balcony, we just watched the heavy rescue team peel him out of his car, complete with hysterics from a passenger who managed to get out. They also managed to extract a big-screen telly from the upturned wreckage.

The road is dead straight in front of our house. How the fuck do you roll a car on a straight road with no traffic? Wogs, eh... Is there anything they can't do?

Still, I guess if you're gonna stack it, you might as well stack it good, and you might as well do it in front of the hospital eh?

I'm going back to bed.

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