11:55 a.m., 09.10.04
Rock the Vote. With a sausage.

There's one good thing about elections: There's always a sausage sizzle.

Everyone loves a sausage sizzle. And they're perfect for elections.

I mean, you wait there in a half-hour queue as if you're trying to get into a really popular restaurant - even though you KNOW the menu is complete shite.

And then, after you've made your sorry selection, you come out and there's a sausage there for you to reward you for putting up with the indignity of it all.

I had two.

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